you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

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I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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Anonymous asked: Is your pussy pink?


Who is this and I’ll tell you. Lol





I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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I haven’t cried this hard in so long..