I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
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| Teacher: | Just do your homework |
| Doctor: | Just eat healthy |
| Mum: | Just clean your room |
| Opposite sex: | Just look gorgeous |
| Friends: | Just be socially active |
| Life: | Just be perfect |
| Me: | It's not that fucking easy guys |
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
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*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
| The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world. | |
| Depression Hotline: | 1-630-482-9696 |
| Suicide Hotline: | 1-800-784-8433 |
| LifeLine: | 1-800-273-8255 |
| Trevor Project: | 1-866-488-7386 |
| Sexuality Support: | 1-800-246-7743 |
| Eating Disorders Hotline: | 1-847-831-3438 |
| Rape and Sexual Assault: | 1-800-656-4673 |
| Grief Support: | 1-650-321-5272 |
| Runaway: | 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 |
| Exhale: | After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253 |
| Child Abuse: | 1-800-422-4453 |
| ** UK Helplines: | |
| Samaritans (for any problem): | 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org |
| Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): | 08001111 |
| Mind infoline (mental health information): | 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk |
| Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): | 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk |
| b-eat eating disorder support: | 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk |
| b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): | 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) |
| Cruse Bereavement Care: | 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk |
| Frank (information and advice on drugs): | 0800776600 |
| Drinkline: | 0800 9178282 |
| Rape Crisis England & Wales: | 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk |
| Rape Crisis Scotland: | 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight |
people at my school think im ‘tumblr famous,’ so this one girl slapped me with a banana and said “haha now you make a text post about me :)”
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